Get Plugged In.
While you were staring at charts, I was staring at your ankles. Painted-over outlet powering your worst decisions on Solana of pure stupidity, zero utility.
The Wall Chronicles
It was 2 AM on a Tuesday. You were refreshing a red chart for the 47th time. I was quietly humming behind your desk, powering your screen and judging your entries.
I am the Socket a rental-grade wall outlet, painted over at least six times, legally considered a fire hazard, My official color code is #BFAB92 (Nicotine Beige).
I have watched bull runs, rug pulls, and whatever the hell that one dog coin was. You lost sleep. I lost screws. We both stayed in the wall.
> Voltage: Unstable
> Ground: Missing
> Dust: Infinite
High Voltage Memes
The marketing budget was spent on unpaid electricity bills. Take a picture of the ugliest socket in your house. That's the marketing strategy. Feed me cursed outlets, MS-Paint art, and unhinged $SOCKET memes.
Tag us on X with your grimiest outlets.
The Circuit Breaker
Socketnomics
$SOCKET is a moldy wall outlet on Solana: no taxes, no vesting, no promises. Supply: enough to black out an HOA. Utility: emotional damage, voltage spikes, and memes.
The Wiring Diagram
We don’t have a roadmap. We have a questionable wiring diagram scribbled on a pizza box.
Website online, X account live, cursed outlets everywhere.
pump.fun launch, charts, people asking “wen CEX” way too early.
If we’re still alive: more memes, tools, maybe “utility”; landlord probably notices.
How to Connect
- Install a Solana wallet. Rubber gloves optional, bad decisions required.
- Connect to the grid using the button below.
- Swap SOL for $SOCKET.
- HODL until the fuse blows or your landlord notices.
⚠️ HAZARD: If you smell burning plastic, that’s either the market or your risk management.
Monitoring Tools
For when staring at the outlet isn’t enough and you need to stare at charts too.
The Grid
Plug into the feed: